The Legend Of Kevin The Plumber (2004) - Plot & Excerpts
I mean, I don’t think I’ll ever forget it — like an ambulance driver or a nurse or those poor bastards in the war, the things they had to see — but a day had passed, I’d found an excuse to wash my shovel and I wasn’t working with Homer. Kevin was back. He had a limp and he wore the scowl he always seemed to be wearing. ‘You’re working with me,’ he said, and handed me a box of plumbing bits. ‘Put them in the van.’ Goodie, I thought. I get to work with the Sasquatch Yeti Yowie Monster. The one I put off work for a week. I ran into Homer on the way to the van. Literally. ‘Sorry, Homer.’ ‘Gary the lackey,’ he said. He looked at the box in my arms. ‘Shit, you’re well organised today.’ ‘I’m . . . Kevin gave me these. I’m supposed to be working with him today.’ ‘Oh, are you just. We’ll soon see about that.’ He stomped into the shed. I could hear him arguing with Philthy Phil. ‘Come on,’ Kevin grumbled. ‘Let’s get out of here before it gets ugly.’ Kevin drove like Grandad past the Mullet Head turnoff to an old dairy farm.
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