Osgood III, here. As a private eye for the misunderstood people of fairy tales and nursery rhymes, I perform an important service. I had just finished with the strange case of the man who wasn’t there. It turns out he was not at a lot of places. No one has seen him lately. In fact, most people haven’t seen him at all. I had solved the case, more or less, using subterfuge and a few white lies. At least my client was satisfied, and that’s the bottom line in this business. But I digress. I would like to tell you about the little girl who was falsely charged by three bears of breaking and entering. I’m sure you are familiar with it. It was in all the papers a few years back. Papa Bear was suing her for breaking his son’s easy chair, eating their breakfast and other assorted mischief. She denied it and came to me for help. “Mr. Osgood,” she said. “I wasn’t in the forest that day. I was home taking care of my poor old grandmother.” She wiped a tear from her eye. “She was almost eaten by a wolf and…well, no matter.”
What do You think about The Porridge Incident (2011)?
