The Utterly Uninteresting And Unadventurous Tales Of Fred, The Vampire Accountant - Plot & Excerpts
By the time we got to Amy’s office, I’d mostly recovered from my scare, though I was still a bit shaken. Thankfully, the raging impulse to run and hide and pray to whatever god happened to care about accountants had mostly diminished. It was still a bit embarrassing that I cowered in the corner while the rest of the team waited for Richard, but given what he told us when we piled into Bubba’s extra-large truck, I felt at least somewhat justified in my primal-brain-powered cowardice. “A dragon,” I said for what was approximately the seventeenth time. “How do we have a dragon in our city? I mean, it seems like someone would have noticed.” “Gideon likes to keep a low profile,” Richard explained, fidgeting as he tried to get comfortable. Despite the extended cab on Bubba’s truck, the two robust men had little space to move, especially with me, Albert, and Neil crammed in as well. “Dragons have a vast amount of magic. Taking the form of a lesser being is easy for them.”
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