The photographer, Ian, was already there so I introduced Anita -- whispering something to Gordon about lesbian tendencies as I did -- then the four of us enthusiastically kissed the air behind each others ears and made "mwah" noises, before setting up a few shots at the entrance of Gordon air kissing other celebs as they turned up. When one of the heads that reads the news on Channel Five rolled up in a stretch limo, we borrowed it for a few minutes to mock up a few shots of Gordon supposedly arriving. I found out later that he’d actually turned up on a push bike because he didn't live that far away but as far as Lush! readers would be concerned, Gordon arrived at the biggest A list party of the year in a white stretch limo with a bottle of champagne and some glamorous, mystery woman (Anita) for company. It was all going beautifully and I was just about to usher Gordon inside so we could get stuck into the cocktails when a cloud appeared across his face. Looking over my shoulder to see what he was looking at, I saw a tall, black haired, dark skinned beauty step out of the silver Jaguar that had just pulled up and float up the carpet to the entrance.
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