Actually, it was several bottles of Chivas, but I just named them all Albert. Hell, it worked for the Lassie people, it could work for me. I drank and watched Fox News Channel until I almost turned Republican. Then I watched CNN until I almost turned stupid. On Wednesday of that week, I was watching Animal Planet. On Friday, I looked in the mirror and decided that there’s a reason why people were discouraged from staying in dark apartments and drinking for days at a stretch. My eyes were red-rimmed and half-closed, and my skin was downright sallow. I looked like hell. It was also on Friday that I got a call from Faye Whittle. Faye “I’m so sorry you got blown up” Whittle. Fay “I’ll give you half of my settlement if you testify” Whittle. Faye “I’d never screw you out of your money right after you’ve lost your job” Whittle. Okay, so she never actually said that last one, but she implied it.
What do You think about Time Off For Good Behavior?
