To make suckers out of men. * Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season? Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver. * A fellow goes to confession and tells the priest, “Father, I've had an affair with another woman.” “I see,” says the priest, looking grave. “But I cannot grant you absolution until you tell me who she is.” “Well, okay, Father,” says the guy somewhat reluctantly. “Her name is Pussy Green, and she's a blonde and a knockout.” The following Sunday this gorgeous blonde makes her way down the aisle and into the front pew. The priest takes a few good looks and finally asks the altar boy, “Son, is that Pussy Green?” The altar boy stoops down and peers, then says, “No, Father, I think that's just the reflection from the stained glass windows.” * Why are clams like women? When the red tide comes, you don't eat them. * Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walked up to them and displayed his endowments.
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