He made a lame man blind. * What was the Pope's second miracle? He walked under water. * What was the Pope's third miracle? He cured a ham. * Did you hear about the Pope's plan to redecorate the Sistine Chapel? . . . . in knotty pine? * You know why the Pope didn't want to accept the position? It meant moving into an Italian neighborhood. * What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun. * A rabbi, a priest, and a minister were having a discussion as to how they divided up the collection plate. The minister explained that he drew a circle on the ground, tossed the collection in the air, and that all the money that landed in the circle was for God and all that landed outside was for himself and the parish. The priest said that his system was similar: he just drew a straight line, tossed the money up, and that what landed on one side was for God and on the other for himself and the church. The rabbi admitted that his system worked along somewhat the same lines. “I just toss the plate up in the air,”
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