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[email protected] re: coed naked hijinks So, just popped into the coed bathroom for a shower and, um … accidentally walked in on one of my coed neighbors in his birthday suit. Fun times. I’ve never seen a human being jump quite so high into the air save for sporting events and the like.
Does that count as Target #12? Survey says: sho’ ’nuf.
“So, uh, what are you taking this semester?”
“Huh?”
I snapped out of my reverie to find my dinner companion, Cameron, snagging yet another fry off of my plate.
For the record: I sincerely dislike it when people take from my plate without asking.
Of course, that was but one of the various ways in which Cameron had managed to irk me, big-time, since he and Troy had arrived to pick me and Charlie up for our ill-fated double date.
I blamed myself, of course. Charlie had met Troy at the gym. Something to do with their eyes meeting across a valley of treadmills. Anyway, he’d asked her out and she’d said yes before hearing the catch.
