Maternity bra’s suck, maternity anything sucks. The only thing I actually like are the dungarees, because they’re cute. I wouldn’t wear them outside though. All of the jeans and such have fabric waistlines which is stretchy and looks ridiculous. According to Marie her friend never wore maternity clothes she just wore leggings and nice long tops and stuff. So we vote for that. “My back hurts,” I moan for the tenth time since leaving the house this morning. “And your perfume is pissing me off.” Marie laughs and slides her arm around my waist, “Lucas told me you got barred from the movie theatre.” I groan and bury my face in my hands, “Nothing like the time you streaked through college.” “You said you’d never bring that up!” “This is also one of those times.” She scrunches up her face in mock irritation, “You’re no fun.”