Glancing to his right, he saw the sleeping form of a female. He wasn’t sure who she was or where he was, but after a moment, he remembered.Her name was Jackie. They’d met at a bar and did a lot of drinking. She was a flight attendant in town on a three day layover and staying at a friend’s place who was on vacation. They had a night of crazy, drunken sex, the woman a veteran in the sack.Creeping out of bed, he tip-toed to the bathroom. Barely able to get his boxers off, he released himself, but the relief was short-lived when the stream shot sideways, covering the side of the sink in piss. He tried to stop urinating, but it was no use. So he turned sideways and peed into the bowl. He had no idea what was causing the blockage, but figured his hole was partially clogged with dried body secretions or a piece of fabric from the bed. It wasn’t like he hadn’t had mornings when his stream went in two directions before, but this time it was extreme. And didn’t it always correct itself after a few moments?Looking down as he finished up, making sure to get the last few drops out, his eyes bulged from their sockets.
