Atticus Claw Breaks The Law (2012) - Plot & Excerpts
The glass made a tune. Next he started banging his wooden leg on the tile floor. Soon he had a rhythm going. He cleared his throat noisily. Suddenly, to Atticus’s astonishment, he broke into a sea shanty.‘Once upon a time when men were fish,’ he sang, ‘They all ate each other and then went squish, One of them invented eyeball oil, Just put it in a pan and let it boil …’ Michael giggled.Atticus put his paws over his ears. He’d heard donkeys with tonsillitis sing better than that. ‘HERE COMES THE CHORUS!’ Mr Tucker yelled. ‘JOIN IN IF YOU LIKE!’‘This one makes you hairy,’ he bellowed, tapping away at the glass, ‘this one makes you smaaarrrt,’ he banged his leg on the floor, ‘this one cures verrucas, And this one makes you faarrrt.’ ‘You’d better not get them mixed up,’ Atticus growled.‘This one makes you smelly,’ Mr Tucker yodelled, ‘This one makes you moo, This one helps your hearing, And this one makes you poo!’ Michael was laughing his head off.Atticus couldn’t understand why.
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