Right now I’d rather be somewhere, anywhere other than here listening to them sing “Happy Birthday.” Like chilling with my man. I am staring around the room as everyone sings. We’re all at Brittani’s, celebrating her birthday with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wynn, her sister, Briana, and three of her female cousins—KreeAsia, Tiffany, and Shawna—from Newark. I don’t really know them all that well. I mean, I’ve been around them before, but never really made any effort to get to know them. And, truth be told, I still won’t. They’re not the kinda chicks I wanna hang with on the regular. Tiffany and Shawna aren’t so bad. But KreeAsia—with her multicolored bob weave and skintight leopard jeans—is a loud, obnoxious mess. Anywaaayz, as a gift, Briana’s parents bought her the iPad 2 and a cute pink cover to go with it. I got her the boots, which she loves—of course! Zahara got her some Bath & Body Works products, and Ameerah bought her a charm for her Juicy bracelet.
