Funny Boy Meets The Dumbbell Dentist From Deimos (with Dangerous Dental Decay) - Plot & Excerpts
WELL, NOT THE REAL PRESIDENT. JUST SOME FAKE GUY. THIS WAY, WE DON’T HAVE TO CHANGE THE BOOK EVERY TIME THERE’S A NEW PRESIDENT. PRETTY SMART, HUH? Bob Foster, Punch, and I just made the flight in time and rushed to the White House in Washington. A guard met us at the gate. “I have been summoned to vanquish an alien invader who is intent on destroying Earth,” I announced. “Take a hike, sonny boy,” the guard said. “The name is Funny Boy,” I corrected him, “and I’m not in the mood for hiking or any other type of exercise right now.” After ten minutes of begging and pleading, the guard got on his walkie-talkie. Soon Punch, Bob Foster, and I were ushered into the Oval Office. The president was sitting at his desk. Well, he was actually sitting behind his desk. But that sounds like he was sitting on the floor, hiding behind his desk. President Myles Purgallin is a tall, short man who was naked under his clothes. If I was asked to describe his face, I would say he had two eyes, a nose in the middle, and an ear on either side of his head.
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