As the truth took shape in his mind, his eyes began to roll back in horror. His head felt heavy and he sat down right where he was on the floor to keep from falling over. He was in Titania’s room. He was completely screwed. Titania slipped out of her bed and moved toward him, pulling her nightgown over her head. Soon, she stood before Nick, completely nude and thoroughly fabulous. “I know we haven’t met, but I can’t help knowing that I love you. Isn’t that the strangest thing?” Nick’s mind raced so quickly, he thought he would faint. He had never seen a naked woman that he wasn’t related to, and it was making him feel more intoxicated than he really was. Miles was divorcing Titania, so he was finished with her, and Nick really didn’t mind the idea of sleeping with crazy women. “I’m not sure you need to love me, but if that’s what you think is true, then that’s reason enough for me,” he stammered in an effort to sound intelligent, and therefore mature.
