I wish I were a moron— My God, perhaps I am! —Anonymous rhyme In the middle of Times Square, at the intersection of Broadway and Forty-third Street, sits what was once the United States Armed Services’ premiere recruiting office. The office, built almost fifty years ago, was conceived as a shining testament to the unlimited promise of a military career, positioned as it was in the middle of the Crossroads to the World. Today, though, it is only a vague reminder of what it once was. Vagrants use the back of the building to provide some relief from the summer sun, and occasional relief from a bottle of Boone’s Farm. On a good day, a few listless teenagers may wander in to find out exactly how much they’ll get paid to be all they can be. With the decline of the military’s once-venerable institution, however, has come a concomitant rise in another recruiting institution: the Wall Street Investment Banking Machine. From lower Manhattan to midtown, the well-oiled device hums around the clock and around the calendar.
