My Life And Other Massive Mistakes (2015) - Plot & Excerpts
‘I’m going to have a limousine,’ I tell him. ‘I’m going to have a convertible limousine.’ ‘Yeah, well, I’m going to have a convertible limousine with a cinema and a spa and a bowling alley in it,’ I say. ‘I’m going to have a bowling alley with nine cinemas and a 13-hole golf course.’ ‘Minigolf?’ ‘No, real,’ he says. ‘How are you going to fit a real golf course into a bowling alley that is inside a car?’ ‘My architect’s working on it.’ Jack kicks a crushed lemonade can along the gutter with the tip of his holey-toed sneaker. We’re walking up my street, heading home from the bus stop. I’m quiet for a bit, thinking about how cool it will be when we actually have the stuff we always dream about. ‘I hate talking like this,’ Jack says. ‘It gets me all excited, then we can’t do any of it. We need cash, and lots of it.’ He kicks the can again. ‘I know,’ I say. ‘Like, not a small amount. A large amount of cash,’ Jack underlines, punting the can as he says large.
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