In? Em: Oh my God, what is wrong with you? I bet she’s blushing. Me: Did you get it? Em: I have a box here. Me: Did you open it? Em: I’m afraid to. Me: Then did you employ one of your fucking vegetables? Em: OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I chuckle quietly. Me: The salami then? Em: My gay roomie confiscated it. I’m positive I don’t want to think about that. I knock. Em: Is that you?? Me: What do you think? She opens the door, and I feel like I’m looking at the sun after a long fucking winter. She’s prettier now than she was when I dropped her off last night. “You’re texting me from the hallway.”