Although our company wasn’t struggling financially due to the high demand for oil, I wanted to add a more earth friendly alternative. I wanted to talk to them about converting some of our oil into natural gas. “Sheila, the board is ready to see you now,” Karen said. My palms started to sweat, my stomach felt uneasy, and I could feel the beat of my heart in my throat. Most of those guys were scum bags and I knew if my words didn’t persuade them, my body could. I hiked my skirt up and unbuttoned the top clasp of my blouse. It’s time to eat these assholes alive. I clicked my heels into the conference room and set up my presentation board. The room was filled with a desperate circle of sex-deprived men. None of them took their eyes off me, not even the ones with shiny wedding bands wrapped around their ring fingers. “Gentleman, as you may know, natural gas is economically convenient and a lot cleaner than heating oil, making it much better for the environment. Also, it currently costs less than heating oil and customers who chose to convert to this method of heating avoid high maintenance and equipment costs.
