The Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition - Plot & Excerpts
I’m proud of you. You’ve made a wise purchase. The book you hold in your hands represents the sum total of Ferengi business wisdom. All right, maybe not the sum total. I suppose if you want to be technical what you’re holding in your hands represents approximately one-quarter of the sum total of Ferengi business wisdom. If you’re wondering how I reached that figure, it’s really quite simple. You see, there are two hundred and eighty-five Rules of Acquisition. This book contains seventy—or about one-quarter of the total Rules. But believe me when I tell you, one-quarter of the sum total of Ferengi business wisdom is still a lot of wisdom. I doubt you humans could handle much more. Now, I know what some of you are thinking. Just what are the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition? Good question. So for those of you who bought this book on the strength of the cover alone (and yes, that is your humble author standing there—have you ever seen such a devastating smile, such photogenic lobes?), I’d be happy to explain.
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