Not her, she wasn’t weird. The job was weird. Never done that sort of thing before, and I’m fairly certain I’ll never do again. Not because I don’t want to, as I rather enjoyed it, but because my client was something of a one-of-a-kind despite her unofficial job title. Very few of my clients are women. Perhaps only one percent of them are women who come to me alone. I see a few more with couples, but single women can usually get the kink they need at play parties without having to pay for it. This particular woman, however, was a special case. I only saw her in my dungeon once. I’ll never see her in my dungeon again. After all, this client wasn’t kinky. And yet, she still needed me. Name: Chris McKay. Age: 23. Occupation: Head bartender at the Möbius Strip Club, i.e. “The New Sam.” Orientation: Lesbian (the sexy-cute androgynous kind that looks like a fourteen-year-old boy.