The monster!” “It’s okay, lady! Calm down, now. I don’t want to have to give you a taste of this little old cattle…Opps!” The shock from the Taser sent me thudding to the ground where I lay speechless and unable to move even the smallest muscle. The big cop dragged my muddy, barefoot carcass to his cruiser and propped me against the back door while he retrieved a sheet of blue plastic from the trunk. With practiced ease, he wrapped the sheet around my filthy body, dumped me in the back seat, and slammed the car door shut. I tried my best to move, but the powerful electric current had left me paralyzed. We were half way to the county jail before I could summon up the strength to spit the mud and dirt out of my mouth. I coughed and tried to swallow, but my tongue felt as thick as a medium-sized boa constrictor. When the cop opened the door and dragged me out of the car, all I could do was croak Andy Joiner’s name.
