They wobble too much and keep spoiling my records! I tried to break the Individual Keepy-uppy Jellyball-headers record using Garlic and Gooseberry flavour, but after six headers, the jelly plopped all over my noggin! I was still picking jelly out of my nose two days later. At least I had fun flicking the picking at Natalie – she wasn’t to know it was just green jelly! After that, I tried to break the Jelly-trampoline Backward-somersault record using Tripe and Treacle mix. What a disaster! After just two backflips, the trampoline burst like a great big water-bomb and splattered jelly all over me, Matthew, the garden, and Nat’s knickers on the washing line. I got next door’s dog to eat up the stuff in the garden, but Nat's pants were ruined. She’s really had enough of my jelly pranks and was going to tell Mum, but I offered to clean out her rabbit hutch for two weeks. All the straw and lettuce and rabbit poo gave me an idea. If we add that to the mix, it might make the jelly a bit stiffer.
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