Ill tell you. Of course, if you asked Jules, hed talk your head off how Id never been straight to begin with. Hed also go into this spiel of his about how theres no such thing as straight and gay, or even bi, and that were all just sexual creatures with a variety of inclinations. Whenever he gets on his high horse like that, I remind him that hes never fucked a girl, so hes as gay as they come. He always gets all huffed up and brings up that one time when he ate pussy. It totally doesnt count, if you ask me, as he didnt even get hard doing it. I wouldve. I dont tell him that, though. But back to my story: it all started on the night of Kevs bachelor party, where Jules gave us a lesson that wouldve given Mrs. Putchnik, our high school sex ed teacher, a seizure. Kevin was the first one of us to get married. Hed been seeing the same girl for like four or five years, and they were crazy about each other, so we all knew it was coming. Kevs always been a serious one, even as a kid. I should know— weve been friends for like forever, since kindergarten.
