Never Have Sex With Your Ex (Regular Sex #2) - Plot & Excerpts
He goes or I do, Art, it’s as simple as that.’ Of all the men in all the world Art could have chosen to replace Stanley with at the last minute, why did he have to go and choose Reuben Turner? Stanley is the leading man in the new West End production I'm starring in and I have to practically hump him, which is fine because I’m an actress and I can detach. Even a last minute change of actor shouldn’t pose too much of a problem, except for the small matter that I used to be married to Reuben Turner and there is no way on God’s earth I’m having sex with him, even simulated sex with my knickers still firmly on. Fucking Hell! Maybe I'll be able to appreciate the irony of starring in a play called ‘Never have Sex with Your Ex’ with my actual honest to god ex one day, but that day is most definitely not today. Bloody stupid, ridiculous Stanley! Who the hell goes skiing a couple of weeks before they're due to open as the leading man in one of the most hotly-anticipated West End productions of the year?
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