The Complete Lockpick Pornography (2012) - Plot & Excerpts
Seriously? For how much longer? We’re all going to die. Death is taking another lick of my lollipop, and God knows how many he’ll take before he gets frustrated and just bites into it. So I’m quitting. Happy birthday to me. I’m almost thirty. The work isn’t terrible. But it’s never the actual work that’s terrible, is it? It’s the customers. Jesus, fuck — the customers. A customer walks over and sets the printer paper down, already staring at the little screen where the price appears. “That’s not the right price,” he says and slaps down a flyer opened to a picture of printer paper. He’s jabbing at it. “That’s last week’s flyer, sir,” I say. “Excuse me?” “That’s an outdated flyer. We have copies of the new flyer here, if you like.” “You sent me this flyer, and I drove all the way downtown because of the price promised right here.”
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