Contents 1 Have you ever wondered why your daddy likes beer so… 9 2 At Sunday school the next morning, Gracie took a seat… 18 3 Have you ever felt—or imagined—that there is more than one… 20 4 If it is the ambition of every Pop-Tart to be… 25 5 “Technically speaking,” explained Uncle Moe, “it was not a beer… 29 6 The week passed as slowly as a snowman’s gas. Each… 35 7 For better or for worse, lots of kids these days… 43 8 A disco ball after an earthquake? Let’s get serious, kids. 51 9 Glug glug glug. The golden liquid was so cold it… 57 10 Tasting the stale barf in her mouth, Gracie was pretty… 61 11 For a scary moment, Gracie was sure her skull was… 67 12 “Can you guess where we are?” asked the Beer Fairy. 72 13 It’s rather obvious that Gracie and the Beer Fairy were… 79 14 Uncle Moe had told Gracie that once in a strange,… 85 15 It was nice to be outdoors again. The day remained… 90 16 As the shrieking maiden, wild-eyed and bloody-kneed, neared the summit… 99 17 “Suppose, for example,”
